1,369 lightbulbs: Why not me?

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Why not me?

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

A 15-year-old in Britain subsists on nothing but fries.

Jealousy doesn't adequately describe my feelings upon reading this.

If I come up with a word, I'll let you know.

(Props to Sullivan.)